Michael J. Totten wins the "Best Post Title of the Day" award for this. I think it'd make a pretty good bumper sticker too.
Rachel Lucas is the Dorothy Parker of the blogosphere. She's back from the dead once again, this time in the incarnation of Blue-Eyed Infidel, and she'd like you to know that she will not, repeat NOT, be running Comments this time around. She likes Eomer from LOTR, but doesn't like babbling hobbits. (Hobblits?) Don't think she'd care for Shane's hairstyle in "The L Word" either, but she does approve of Lindsay Lohan, and I'm inclined to agree.