Salem MacGourley at Erin Palette's blog Lurking Rhythmically:
The red bar was reaching ever closer to the middle point of 270, until it finally crossed it, leaving the blue bar behind.
The world ended. Nuclear missiles were launched simultaneously from Russia, China, Japan, North Korea, and Mauritius.
Yes, even Mauritius. Simultaneously, a zombie virus outbreak happened
in New Jersey, parts of California fell into the ocean due to a fault
line collapse, and there were riots in Albuquerque. People who weren't
straight, white, cisgendered, heteronormative, neurotypical, Christian
men were rousted from their homes, beaten, and dragged across the
Mexican border
The riots were unrelated. Albuquerque just likes to riot. We don't even send the news to report on them anymore.
Actually, none of that stuff happened....
Read the rest at the link.