EU unanimously rejects Iran's call to move Israel to Europe ...
France gives up 1,000 Jews in goodwill gesture ...
Renaults outburn Peugots in Consumer Reports study ...
Local lovers overheard saying "At least we'll always have what's left of Paris."
Howard Dean surrenders to South Carolina, Oklahoma, South Dakota, California, then goes on to surrender to Oregon, then goes to surrender to New York. YEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Dean, France dispute over who gets to surrender to Oregon first ...
Heh.
