Lavender Alert

Quick! Somebody call Debbie Schluessel! Only 30 percent of WNBA players are lesbians.

Boy wears pink nail polish; world ends; Fox's Keith Ablow throws hissy fit. The offending picture appeared last spring, but Fox's gender cop Dr. Keith Ablow isn't done yet. You might remember that (in)famous picture with J Crew designer Jenna Lyons painting her son Beckett's toes pink? Well, that right there is what's wrong with this world, Ablow will have you know.