Today's seminar on viscosity. Memo to self: when you put the greasy spatula on top of the stove, you are going to get a greasy stove top. When you then place your coffee cup upon said greasy stove top, you're going to get a greasy coffee cup. And when you thereafter place your greasy coffee cup atop your writing desk, you're going to end up with a greasy desk.
Forgive me, people, but the brain cells are working pretty slowly this morning.